I just remember what happened yesterday during English. It was funny. The teacher, identified as BJ, was teaching us about Expositions and how to write them well. He was telling us examples of a 'Question start'. I am not quite sure of the exact sentence but it went something like, 'How do you screw a nail?'

BJ "So you can tell the essay is about? *points to Clement*"
Clement "Oh err..screwing."

*laugh*

I mean it sounds a little weird in that sense. It made everyone laugh and stuff. Really. Clement's the class joker. He is freakin' funny.

And today, my Lit teacher, identified as DJ, was teaching us about poems, and ways to understand the metaphors in a poem. The poem was about how the sea was like a giant dog. After getting some people to recite the poem, she asked a question.

DJ "What colour is the dog? *points at a dude*
Dude "Err...grey."

Few other guys also said grey.

The fact was that there was no dog. It was a metaphor. Some dude said the dog was colourless. I'm like wtf? Well, everyone forgot that it was just a metaphor. Since everyone now knows the trick question, when DJ asks eg. How does the dog lie down? The reply would be there is no dog. And clement...

DJ "something-something, what, what is the..."
Clement "There is no dog."

Lol, before DJ could complete the sentence, he answered. He so freakin' funny. It's his voice. Mostly his voice.

I had a competition today against SAS, I will be humble and only say that we won 5-0. We respect their players. I'm trying not to be arrogant by using hyperboles.